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We will call him Cabernet

  • Mar. 25th, 2009 at 11:46 AM

I have had a few calls now with Cabernet.  I have to say I have really enjoyed them simply because he loves role play.  Has a fresh outlook on enjoying himself.  He is a self proclaimed voyeur and nudist.  He loves to have a few drinks and let his mind wander.  Our latest delicious retreat was after a bottle of Cabernet.  His favorite I think.  He and his wife live next door.  We are all friends and he comes over to help me with "manly" things since my boyfriend is away from home so often.  He is much older than I am and kind of like a father figure.  A naughty daddy figure.  I find him peeking at me when I sunbath.  I catch him, wink and he blushes and quickly looks for his wife.  I think someone is getting neglected.  So I ask him to come take a look at my air conditioner.  I need to cool off anyway and put my bathing suit top back on.  He tinkers around with my window unit that blows into my bedroom.  I don't think he really knows what is wrong with it.  But I take the opportunity to tease him more.  I throw my top on the bed and slowly rub my tits in my bedroom mirror.  "Ummm is it blowing cold now????"  I slip my hand into my panties...watching him watch me.  He gulps.  "I think you may need to look at it from in here"  He comes into the house and I quickly pull my bathing suit bottoms off.  Just him watching me rub myself has me hot.  I haven't been fucked all week and I am needing it.  He comes into my room, damp with sweat from the heat.  He steps in front of the air conditioner and feels the instant cold.  He chuckles.  He turns and I grab ahold of his cock and press myself against him.  "Seems we both have a need."  He reaches for me and I swiftly release his cock from his sweaty jeans.  The air conditioning may have been blowing but we were both dripping wet and ready to fuck..................and we did.  To this day it is our little secret.  But he knows "can you look at my air conditioner?" is a very open ended question.  wink

Heaven

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Craigslist Controversy - A PSO Speaks Out!

  • Mar. 10th, 2009 at 8:36 AM

I invite all my readers to follow me today - - - To read a thought provoking article written by Miss Bailey addressing the issues surrounding Craigslist. It is a household name due to it never ending controversy. Well used by people to buy, sell, rent, find work and yes.....erotic services. Go by and read, leave a comment, invite your friends.

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Have an awesome day! Kudos Bailey for speaking up and out!
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March Madness

  • Mar. 4th, 2009 at 1:34 PM

Is it March already?  Where does the time go?  I hope that all my readers are enjoying themselves.  I would love to hear from some new freak nasty guys that just want to shake a bit of love off with me.  I added my number over there >>>>>>> which may entice a few of you to "just do it!"  I mean phonesex is a sweet, cheap little escape.  I mean any fantasy you want can be had.  I like to refer to myself as a jerk off magazine with a voice.  You can look at porn, your favorite pussy mag, pretend I am your girlfriend and let's get that cock up and off!

For my March Special I am offering something like this.....

Buy 10 mins (
*that is the minimum) get 5 mins free
Buy 20 mins get 10 mins free (a 20$ value)
Buy 30 mins get 15 mins free (a 30$ value)
Buy 60 mins get 30 mins free.(a 60$ value)

So...whatever you pay for get 50% of that BACK FOR FREE.

This March Special good and valid until 5p.m. Saturday 3/7

I hope to make some new naughty friends to share my pussy rubbing adventures with!

Heaven


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My Submission and Humiliation

  • Feb. 27th, 2009 at 8:27 AM


I recently had a call that was very different. I enjoy the different calls. I will only call him Master. Master calls me and starts to ask me what I look like. I tell him I am 5'5", big creamy 36C tits, firm white skin with a few freckles. Blue eyes and long red hair. Master asks what I like to wear when I go out, or wish to feel sexy. I mentioned black. He then prepares me for his desires. Dropping swiftly to the floor on my knees, hands clasped behind my back, placed along the indentation above my ass, chest pushed up, hips forward. Such a pretty little spectacle. Master produces a blindfold. Places it over my eyes. Asking for trust. I feel Masters fingertips on my skin. The touch inflames me. Just to have Masters' attention is making my breath faster. I feel the leather corset encircle me, the coolness and firmness of the material giving me goosebumps. The ties cinch tighter and tighter with every pull of his hands. My tits are pushed so far up and my exposed nipple are hard. I can feel it. My toes instinctively point when I feel the nylons slipping over them. Smoothly he pulls the silky material up and over my knee. His big hands licking flames against my pussy as he pulls it up and smooth over my thigh. Attaching it easily to the garters attached to the leather corset. By the time I feel both stockings and my foot sliding into a very high arched stiletto I am dripping wet and panting. Master admires his dressings as he slides his cock into my mouth. My mouth stretched open and so eager to please him. He slips his hand down the corset and his fingers press open my dripping wetness. Placing a finger in my pussy he demands UP! How awkward and embarassing as I try to teeter up onto those stilettos. I can not hold on to him. He walks me quickly like a pony across the room only his fingers buried in my cunt. I know I turned pink in shame. Which was to his total enjoyment. I could hear the smirk and satisfaction in his voice. Then he pulls the blindfold from my eyes. When I see myself I am disgusted. PINK. Inches and inches of pink. Nylons, corset and even the heels are shiny girly pink. I am totally embarassed to be dressed so pathetically girly. He sees the tears of anger and embarassment well up in my eyes. Master chuckles, completely amused. Dumb bitch. As I sob, he humiliates me for his enjoyment. He reaches for my face, kisses my forehead, my nose and eyelids. I slowly start to feel relief that his game may be over. He places his lips close to mine, I can only wait for his instructions. Kiss me. We kiss. His warm tongue boils the juices in me again. He pulls away, my eyes still closed I am alarmed by the slap. Sucking in all my breath and the tears hidden behind closed eyes. Would you like another kiss? Yes Master. The kiss, the slap, harder. Each time sweeter kiss, harder slap.....building him up. He loves the sound of cries. Feeling the total control and even the superiority to a girl so stupid to take his kiss KNOWING she will be slapped. But she feed him too. Letting him have that superiority and knowing she is only for his pleasure. Master gave me the ultimate gift of orgasm for being his submissive. The gratification of feeling and tasting him in his most vulnerable. Do you ever want to feel superior? Or do you ever wish to be controlled? Find out about yourself with exploration of the safest form. Ahhhh I love my job.
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I May Just Have to Go To Hell

  • Nov. 6th, 2008 at 8:13 AM


Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen. I hope you are enjoying the blog, the site, the life. Hopefully you remembered to Vote. Yes yes, for President but also for our site.
http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/

With that being said, I wanted to share some ramblings and thoughts that surface into my mind. It takes certain kinds of women to be pso's. None of us alike, but similar in our minds. Some of my readers have assured me I am going to hell. Why is this?? Because I can almost always turn anything in the course of my day into a phone call fantasy. For example.....

I am chatting away this morning with one of my favorite phone whore hags (you know, like fag hags - girls that love to hang out with gay men) and my phone rings. I start collecting Mr. Birthday Boys info for a call (ooo another blog idea) and I hear my dogs barking. Usually that means, someone is outside. As I am talking to Mr. Birthday Boy I peer outside. A dark colored van that I have never seen. The door opens, a long leg in sensible shoes steps out. I ask Mr. Birthday Boy to give me a few minutes to get approval for his call. Arched eyebrow, I walk outside. Who the hell is at my house??? And what the fuck could they possibly want?? With phone in hand, waiting for Mr. Birthday Boy to call back, I go outside and come face to face with a stunning young lady. Green eyes, long dark hair and the pinkest cheeks. She is wearing a long "A" line skirt, and angelic cardigan. She smiles at me. In the sweetest and most country voice she asks me if she can give me something. In her hand a pamphlet. Under her arm, a Bible. She is spreading the word. Now, mind you, I have been voting for my phonesex site, advertising my phonesex site, talking naughty and I know I still have the scent of my boyfriends cum on me. I take her pamphlet and tell her to have a wonderful day. My mind wanders, walking back into the house I picture the scene. Inviting her into the house. Having her sit and talk with me and my boyfriend. Admitting our dirty truths and deviant behavours. Hoping her will is not so strong and she can be swayed. Just this once to give into her desires, her fetish and dirty up a completely chaste word spreader. How I could make her stand before me in all her glorious glow and shower me with her golden annointment. The phone rings....it is Mr. Birthday Boy. I am so going to hell.

No hate mail please......This fantasy is offered by PHONE SESSION only and is not for the weak.

Any takers????

Muah
Your Naughty Angel,
Heaven
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Phone Blog Hunt Site

  • Oct. 30th, 2008 at 9:01 AM

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About Me, my Specialties and You

  • Sep. 25th, 2008 at 9:57 AM

Hello Gentlemen! My name is Heaven. I am just 26 years old, sweet as apple pie and I have a laugh that makes men melt. I have been told I am a naughty little tease and that someday _ just when I least expect it_ that my “innocent” ways will get me into a world of trouble. So far I love every bit of “trouble” that I attract.
When I was just a young little girl, I would sneak around and watch my daddy’s porn or steal his girlie magazines. I would lie in my bed with the door locked and rub my panties fiercely. Getting them sticky and wet. Looking for anything  in my room to please my sweet young body. I know it thrilled me more hoping that I would never, ever get caught. I would adventure more and more, trying to imitate the girls that made men so happy. Always willing to learn what to do and how to do it. I know the older I got the more I used what I had learned.  
Now, I am still that sweet, innocent girl next door, but now I have that look in my eyes. You know the one. That --I know what you are thinking about doing to my sweet, young body--look. With a little coercion, sometimes a little force, this sweet piece of Heaven will be doing your bidding.
Do not mistake my sweetness for weakness. I know what I do to men. I love playing innocent, getting men excited. I don’t stop there. I keep the excitement up and running. Slowly working my way into your mind with my sweet voice, wrapping myself around your soul until you want to rip off my panties and drink my juices. Believe me, you will hear the sweetest voice turn into a naughty, sultry vixen that is begging for you to fill me with your cum.
I hope you come and play with me today.  Peek into my bedroom window…you never know what kind of secret things I will be doing. If I get caught, I might just do anything so that you won’t tell.

Sweet Kisses,
Heaven
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I fulfill all types of fantasies, some which include, but are surely not limited to:

Family Roleplay
Cheerleader gone bad
Food play
Submission
Wild Kingdom
Age Play
Naughty confession
Voyeur
Guided Masturbation
Panty Sniffers
Threesomes
Girlfriends sleepover
Toy play
Breath play
Make me your princess
Spankings
Smoking
Make me mind
Punish me
First timers
Eager virgin
And Much More

Have you ever imagined how good it would be to grab up and use that sweet little girl next door?? I know you look at me with lust in your eyes when you are driving to your PTA meetings with your wife. So sweet, young, and a body that just won’t quit. I know you want to bend me over the bumper of your car and teach me a thing or two about stirring desires in men like you. I know you watch me through your fence while I am  sunbathing in my skimpy swimsuit. Wishing that your big, hard cock was buried in my sweet, virgin pussy. My lipsmackers gloss covered lips wrapped around your cock. Come on Daddy….come teach me a lesson. Make me whimper, squirm and be on my knees for your hot cock. I secretly want to be your girl. I have seen you wanting, rubbing your cock when you walk by. Come on and call me…let me fulfill that dirty little secret.

Daily Specials

Two fer Tuesday: Do a 10 min call and I will match all your additional minutes for remainder of call. That means pay for one minute get two!

Hump Me Wednesday: Do a 30 min call and I will offer you a free 10 min call to be used at a later time. You pay for a hump I will give you one for free!

Almost there Thursday: Do a 15 min call with me and one of my sexy girlfriends listed on the Ladies page and you will get a free 10 min call with me at a later time.

Freaky Friday: Play any naughty game with me for 30  minutes or more get 15 mins free  and I will send you the panties I was stroking my sweet pussy in during your call.

I look forward to our adventure.


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New PSO Site - Please help Promote

  • Sep. 3rd, 2008 at 8:11 AM

I believe that everyone here knows I am pso. Talk about life turned 180 degrees! The stories I could tell. With names left out to protected the perverted, of course. Our company has been in business for over ten years. We have prided ourselves in maintaining a toplisting in many of the searches for naughty phone tryst. Over the Summer we decided to bring all our available naughty teens, MILFS, girls next door, sluts, Mistresses and exotic ladies to one new site. Helping to bring the most diverse group of horny ladies to suit your every fantasy, fetish or deviant desire. Please come by and visit our site. Even if only to quench your curiosity. I am asking that if you do stop by the site, please (for meeeee...bats eyelashes) take 5 seconds to scroll below the Enter icon and click on the flashing TOP SITE (phonesexcentral) icon. You will be asked to enter a three digit code and click the Cast My Vote bar. All votes generated keep us on a top billing. We all know what it is like to want to make yourself number one when you are getting something new out here on the web. Even if your mind already knows you will never call one of us, do a friend a favor. I know I would for you. Plus, my incentive, whoever creates the most traffic to our new site gets a nice little reward from the owner. Thanks!! For all you naughty meat monsters that do love girls like us, we look forward to having some nasty fun with you.

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His first time

  • Aug. 19th, 2008 at 11:28 AM

I dropped to my knees, in front of him, “have you ever had a blowjob, Jeffery?” I asked. “Uh, no, I haven’t” he stammered out.” “Would you like one?” I said with a seductive little laugh, pushing his legs apart with my hands on his knees. “I… yeah, sure, please.” “Okay then,” I said reassuringly.
 
Jeffery could barely think but the feeling of Heavens mouth on his cock-- pure enjoy..................

Heaven then undid my jeans and pulled them down past my knees. Then looking me straight in the eye with a great big smile, she took my cock out and began licking it with her tongue, up and down along the shaft. “Good, huh?” she laughed. She quickly put my cock into her warm mouth, the whole thing, it felt absolutely amazing, my dick was simply sucked into an incredible, blissful state. She moved her mouth up and down my cock, rubbing and licking me masterfully. I groaned in satisfaction, it was so good, I had never felt what it was like to have a beautiful woman give herself fully to pleasuring me like this. A huge shudder went through my whole body, I just about gasped, and suddenly white, viscous fluid flew everywhere, all over Heaven’s sexy small mouth.

“Mmmm….” She sat down on her legs, smiling, “that was good,” she said licking the cum from her lips while wiping off the rest. She stood up over my still throbbing body. “You know where I want it now, Jeffery?” she said, looking me straight in the eyes again. “ I want it in here,” she said, unclasping her skirt and letting it fall to the floor. Her hand ran down her stomach to her waist, a single finger touching her panties. She sat down on the table, her legs bent in front of her. I stood up, unsure of just what to do; she smiled seeing my nervousness and raised her legs up above her head to take off her panties. I grabbed the underwear and pulled it up, right off of her legs, she was biting her bottom lip, giggling. I felt her legs, her long thin shins and warm firm thighs and worked my hands along them, until I spread both legs apart and felt her warm, wet pussy. She moaned and threw her head back, I took my hard dick in my hand and let it slide into her hole. It felt like nothing I could have ever imagined.

It was a warm soft feeling, like she had wrapped me into her flesh; it was so tight and good. I moved back and forth inside her, “oh God, yes” she whispered as I began to pump faster and harder. I was holding onto her thighs and she grasped my arms in complete lust. We rocked back and forth on that table, knocking over the glasses and dining ware. She called out for me to do her as hard as I could and I pounded into her, my flesh rubbing against hers, my balls audibly whacking up against her ass. She threw her head back up, looking at me in the eyes in wild enthusiasm. Again I felt a shudder run through me, this time larger than before. I came inside of her, letting go a gooey mass of warm cum into her smouldering pussy, I let out a deep breath. She groaned in delight.

I removed myself from her and for sometime we just both sat in silence, breathing hard. “Ah, that was really good, Jeffery,” she said, then smiling broadly, “a lot of fun.” I said it was great too, “but I never thought my first time would be with somebody 10  years older than me.” “Well, experience counts”, she said leaning forward teasingly, “stay right there, I’ll clean this mess up” she said referring to the now completely wrecked lunch out on the table. We put our clothes back on, now rather crumpled, and I helped her clean the table. We sat and talked, now much more relaxed, until my mom came back.

I saw Heaven many other times after that, but we never had an encounter like the one we had that afternoon. Chemistry remained, but it was obvious that we could never have any real relationship, all things considered. Not too long afterwards in fact, she was engaged to a man 10 years older than her, sticking true to her motto that “experience counts”.

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Types of Calls

  • Jul. 18th, 2008 at 1:53 PM

In case you have ever wondered, there are so many types of calls to choose from. I have listed some, I know there are many others.  If you love calling us...this list may provide you with options for your naughty fantasies. If you haven't called us, read on and discover the inner freak in you.  You may have no choice but to call and give it a try.  Wink.  I know I will be waiting.


2- GIRLS - every man's fantasy. Whether you want to just listen to us go at it or you get to be the center of attention.

ADULT BABY - What a good little baby.  Does mommy need to spoil you?

AGE PLAY - This can go so many ways. From mature to very young. Quite often it turns into Daddy play. I see you looking at my panties Daddy.

ANAL SEX  - Whether you want me to pull my cheeks open and beg for it or you want to just take it.  Naughty boys who like it in the ass can always find a willing girl to give it to him. Beg bitch.

AUNT, HORNY FOR YOU - Ever fantasize about Mom's sister?  She was always so nice and smelled so good. Good thing she isn't Mom - the things you want to do to her.

BABYSITTER, MATURE - Remember being little and whacking off in the bathroom when you got babysat?

BABYSITTER, TEEN - Better yet, she wore those tight shorts again and brought her boyfriend over.  Peek from the closet.

BAD GIRL - Some girls are just born bad.

BARELY LEGAL - Just sweet, tender and barely finished blowing the candles off her 18th birthday cake. Let's break her in and make her a woman.

BBW - For those men that love luscious curves and juicy booties.

BESTIALITY FANTASY - K-9, horses, fun on the farm. Sometimes you just can't help yourself.

BIG BLACK COCK LOVER - Monstrous black cock filling a pink little pussy.

BIG TITS - Slobber on them, suck them, spank them around. Stick your dick in the middle and ride.

BISEXUAL BABE - She likes it both way. Eat some pussy with you.

BITCH - Yea? so what? fuck me then go the hell away.

BLACK GIRL - Need some chocolate in your life?

BLACKMAIL - If you do what I tell you to, I won't tell. (Fingers crossed behind our backs.)

BLOW JOBS/ORAL SEX - Slurping on that big hard rod makes me wet.

BONDAGE - Need to be tied, caned and suspended?

BRIDE - Blushing and virgin, of course.

BUKAKKE - How much cum can one girl be covered in?

CASTRATION FANTASY - It is true, some men would just be better off without a dick. Maybe it causes too much trouble. Whack the fucker off.

CBT - Bull clips, clothespins, rubber bands, wax.  Pierce them, scratch them, tie them in a knot. Cock and ball torture loves to be rough.

CHASTITY TRAINING - Stop being a little whore would you?

CHEATING WIFE - She comes home smelling like sex.  She is getting fucked hard, but not by you.

CHEERLEADER - Cis boom ba.  I got spirit yes I do.  I got spirit how bout you?

CLASSY LADIES - Always perfection and grace. Too bad you can't get close to her.  Probably only good enough to lick her heels.

COED - College cuties get lonely when their boyfriends don't come visit.

CREAMPIE - Suck and clean my cum filled cunt. The cum is surely not yours. Lick it!!

CROSSDRESSING - Like the feel of nylons and lipstick?  You look beautiful and I want to smear your lipstick with my cock.

CUCKOLD - Pathetic cock can't please his wife so she makes you watch her get fucked by a REAL man.

CUM/COCK CONTROL - Oh it feels so good, almost there.  Take your hand off that cock NOW.

CUM LOVER - I just can't get enough. I want to slurp it all up.  Join me? or watch?

DADDY's LITTLE GIRL - So sweet and young.  Daddy is always wrapped around babies little finger.  She knows how to make him smile.

DANCER - Tight body and loves being watched on stage.

DIAPER FETISH - Does that little baby need a diapy change?

DILDO - No matter where I put it, it will feel so good. Want to try?

DISCIPLINE - Everyone needs to be put in their place sometimes.

DIVORCED - Are you getting divorced?  Need consoling? Or do you need to be told what a fucking loser you are cause no woman wants to be married to your ass?

DOMINATRIXES - Controls your world and you worship hers.  Giving everything - no matter what her whim.

DRESS UP - Let's go shopping!  I don't like these panties on me...here, try them on.

ENEMA - The fullness, the feeling, the release. Let's clean that nasty ass.

EVIL LITTLE BITCH - Twisted, mean and viscious.  Crazy bitch, but you fuck so good.

EXHIBITIONIST - Nudist around the house. Showing off in public.  Take me out and watch me entice all the guys.

EXTREME AGE-PLAY - Only you can decide how young or old to go.

EXTREME DOMINATION - You will obey because you have no other choice.

FACE SITTING - Clear a spot and take a deep breath.  Smothering.

FACIALS - Squirt it all over my face.  Or take his cock out of me and get it in yours Cum Whore.

FAMILY FUN - My brother sure has grown up.  Mommy made our first time the best.

FEMINIZATION - Let's turn you into a woman.  Panties, bras, lipstick and sweet little voice. You know you want to get fucked.

FISTING - Bring some lube and a nasty desire to fill up my pussy.

FORCED BI - The only way you are going to get to fuck me is to get down on your knees and suck my boyfriend off first.

FORCED FEMINIZATION - Just put on the clothes Bitch.

FOOT FETISH - Love the way that little piggy toe curls? The scent? The way it feels to lick your tongue down the sole?

GAGGING - Your cock is just so damn big it makes me gag when I try to deep throat it. Jam it in and make me puke on your big stick.

GANGBANGs - Everyone in a pile fucking, sucking and touching.

GIGANTIC BREASTS - Big as your head. Feel just like a baby sucking them.  Swinging, huge and delicious.

GIGGLING GIRL - Whether she is laughing at or with you...you love the sound of her giggle.

GIRL NEXT DOOR - Just your regular girl with something extra just for you.

GIANT - Want to feel small? The 500 foot woman turn you on? The idea of crawling around inside. Climbing her and capturing her attention.

GOLDEN SHOWERS - Give or receive. The golden heat straight from the source.

GOOD GIRL GONE BAD - I was a virgin until I met you.

GRANDMA - Older women know some secrets young girls don't. Let grandma give you a sample of why she keeps grandpa smiling.

HAIRY PUSSY - Covered in fur just as nature intended. The scent, the feel and pulling that prize open.

HAND JOBS - Dirty little tryst in a bathroom stall, in your car, at the club.

HEELS - Love the arch of the foot in a tall pair of heels? Stilettos? Even the idea of have them step on you?

HORNY HOUSEWIFE - Her husband goes to work and never appreciates her anymore. Won't you let her know what she is worth?

HOT OLDER BABE - Some boys just love older women.

HUMILIATION - Pathetic? Loser? Only thing you can get you have to pay for?  Pity fuck? Not hardly...take that dick elsewhere you underwear snot.

INCEST FANTASY - Keeping it all in the family.

IMPREGNATION FANTASY - Breeders. Keep a kennel full of ripe pussies just for you to fill. Fill me up over and over until you knock me up.

INSERTIONS - This covers so many areas. Weird insertions, delicate, medical, catheters.  Even more extreme - needles and pins.  Broomsticks, cucumbers...whatever looks good and can fill you or me up.  Watch it slide in and stretch you out.

K9 FANTASY -  Big breeds are wanted for a reason. Woof.

LACTATION FETISH - My titties are so heavy from all this milk. Squirt, suck and just watch it drip.  So sweet is mothers milk.

LEATHER FETISH - The smell, the feel.  Leather clothes, hoods and toys.  The feel of leather against your skin.

LINGERIE - Silky smooth and sexy.  Explaining every detail of this pretty perfection.

MARRIED WOMEN - Want to get off with a taken woman?  Like how she sluts around even with that ring on her finger. Fuck another mans woman...he will probably be licking your cum out later.

MASTURBATION - I want to rub my pussy and get off with you.  Let'

MEAN GIRL - Take her shit and lust after her while she walks away. Or teach her a lesson about being a bitch.

MEAN MOTHER - Mommy always spanked me. She never paid any attention. Then she made me watch while she fucked all sorts of guys.

MILF -  I know you see her at the grocery store with her kids. Tight body, sexy. Oh that is one hot momma. Put the kiddos to bed and let's get nasty. 

MOTHER-IN-LAW - Want the older version of your wife?  She may be frigid but her momma isn't.

NEIGHBORHOOD WHORE - She fucks everyone in the neighborhood.  Clean her up or bend her over and take turns.

NICE GIRLS - Isn't she so sweet and nice. Don't you just want to know what she looks like with a cock in her precious, pristine mouth?

PAIN MISTRESS - She loves to hear your cries and your pathetic attempts to make her stop.  She wants nothing more than to make you feel the pain.

PAIN SLUT - Can't get off until you pinch, spank and torture her little ass.

PANTY BOY MISTRESSES - Are you a sweet little sissy that needs his man pussy fucked?  Show Mistress your pretty panties, parade around and let yourself be used by whomever or whatever she chooses. Don't rub those panties against your clitty too much.

PEARL NECKLACE - Old fashioned and just like ZZ Top says...She wore a pearl necklace. And she is proud of it too.

PETITE - So small, tiny and cute....Pick her up, toss her around.  Big men love the idea of a little cutie crawling all over them.

PIGTAILS - Reminds you of little young things. Rub them, feel them against your thighs, grab her by them from behind. Rodeo time!

POTTY PLAY - Who wants to clean me up after I take a piss?  Like getting that dick sucked while you take a giant shit?  Nasty dirty fun.

PREGNANT FANTASY - Like rubbing that swollen belly?  Those big jugs full of milk?

PUNISHMENT - Denying you time, making you hang and wait for big orgasm, not letting you have one at all. Ignoring you, making you pay.

PIMPING - You think you are a big pimp? Want all the whores running to you?  Maybe you want to put my sweet ass on the curb to fulfill your fantasy. Watching me in the car suck off strange cock?

QUICKIES - Only have time for a quick fuck. No frills and foreplay, whip that dick out and let's get started.

RAPE ROLEPLAY - Grudge fuck at it's best. Sneak in, abduct me and tie me up. Does the sounds of my crying and begging make your cock throb?

RIMMING - Just a little around the asshole please.

ROLEPLAYS, ANY - You think it up man...we are happy to help you get there.

SCAT - Two girls/one cup turn you on? Listening to sweet young women taking a shit make you hard?  Good girls do nasty things too.

SCHOOL GIRLS - Parochial school girls are so sexy. Want to tarnish her little halo?

SEDUCTRESS - She will take you on a journey and deliver you spent and wanting more.

SEX TOYS - Let me help you pick out which ones. Take me shopping then let's play with them together.  When we are finished you will be filled in every hole.

SEXY SHEMALE - Like a woman with a little something extra?

SKANK - You've seen her. The dirty little crack whore skank?  She is so nasty but you know she will do ANYTHING.  Especially make you feel dirty too.

SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION - hahahaha what a pathetic little worm that is. Is it in? Wait.  Oh I got to call my girlfriend and tell her about this.

SMOKING FETISH - The sound of the lighter, the inhale of smoke. Long, slender and the little o of her mouth as she sucks it in.  Blowing billows around your head as your cock swells.

SPANKINGS - Bend me over and spank me.  Make my ass so pink.  Make sure I get it extra hard for trying to cover my butt with my hands.

SPOILED BRAT - Yea I am a princess...so what? What are you gonna do for me fuck boy?

STEP MOMS - Daddy just had to go and marry that woman. Well she isn't my momma...I want to know what Dad has been getting.

STOCKINGS & HEELS - Love nylons, pantyhose, stockings?  The feel, wrapping them around your cock.  Ripping them open and suck that pretty pussy.

STRAPON MISTRESSES - I am going to teach you how to suck and take this cock.

SUBMISSIVE - Order me, control me. Make me your pet. I will take anything you give me...cause dominating me means you want me.

SWINGER - Do you lust your neighbor or friends wife. Wish you could just swap and watch your wife get fucked by your friend while his wife sucks your cum?

TEACHER - Everybody lusted some teacher as she wrote at the chalkboard in that tight skirt. Ohhh Mrs. Teacher, can I stay after class for some extra credit?

TEASE/DENIAL - Stroking you up to the ultimate release, only to stop you.  This actually over time will make you last longer and stronger.  Teach that cock who is in control. ME

TEEN -  Isn't she just blossoming.  Love those firm tits and silky skin?  She is rebellious and getting her first car. Make her run away to your house.

TICKLING - Oh the torture and pleasure of the tickle.  The feet, the ribs, and armpits. She struggles under you and you feel in control.

TITTY FUCK - Rub that hard cock in between some fabulous melons. Spit in between them and get it all nasty and wet. I want to be able to suck the head every time it gets forced through my squeezed tits.

VERBAL ABUSE - Because you need to hear what a miserable fuck you are.

VIRGIN - I've never done this kind of thing before. Maybe just the head.  Is it going to hurt?

WHIPS - The sound and the sting. Different aspects can be taken here.  Some want to whip you, some love getting whipped. Sometimes racial, sometimes BDSM.

I hope you have enjoyed my compilation of different types of calls. Feel free to add to the list. I know I love learning new things.

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sunbathing

  • Jun. 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 AM



She sat in her yellow bikini, enjoying the feeling of baby oil dripping down her body. She knew there were men staring at her, she enjoyed that. She enjoyed the feeling of eyes wandering over her and the idea of fantasies undressing her and taking her right there where she sat.

One drop in particular was amusing her at the moment. Almost like a single finger caressing between her breasts and then slowly tickling down her body. So slow and deliberate was it's path, she wanted it to go faster, tickle more. She closed her eyes and allowed the droplet to become a finger in her mind.

Eyes upon her she relaxed and sat back, the finger of a stranger slowly tracing down her belly. She smiled because it tickled in a delicious way. She also smiled because she knew the others wanted to be the one touching her, feeling her slick skin.

As he tickled near her belly button she felt a shiver ripple through her. She was feeling so naughty, allowing this strange man to touch her like this. She took a deep breath and slowly spread her legs just a little, inviting him to go further.

He slipped the finger down to her bikini line and the slight gap there allowed him to feel just a fraction of an inch under it. She shivered again, imagining him frustrated by her bikini, wanting more.

She opened the bottle of baby oil again and placed his finger on her inner thigh, and then allowed him to touch the other thigh as well. Two fingers slowly caressed down her legs, tickling her so close to where she really wanted to be felt. To be touched. He was driving her nuts, teasing her perfectly.

She could feel how wet he was making her, how incredible horny she was. She knew the others could see it too. Maybe they couldn't hold back. Taking the bottle she felt both man caressing her breasts, several fingers slowly tracing down her body. Yes,...they were all wanting to touch her.

She squeezed the bottle and another hand was more bold, covering one breast and feeling down her side. She moaned as she squeezed and the man between her legs grabbed her pussy, a great wet hand upon her over the bikini but soaking through.

Hand after hand was added to her, she was being devoured by the crowd watching her. Hands all over, slippery and sliding fingers exploring her body all over. She was out of breath as she added them one after the other, she was insatiable. She wanted to be devoured, consumed.

Crying out as her whole body was coated with them, hands and fingers and tongues everywhere. She felt her body respond and explode, she was cumming. They never stopped their touches, their caresses. They were relentless.

Biting her lip she kept from screaming as her pussy dripped and added to the fingers exploring her. She was shaking and unable to breath. They were all over her, she was being eaten alive by the crowd and she loved it. She leaned back and allowed herself to cum for them, more wet sweet slipperiness added to the whole.

She opened her eyes, people were looking at her, the baby oil was everywhere. She giggled. They were wondering why she emptied the entire bottle over herself. She was wondering why they didn't do the same. She went inside, she had enough sun for the day.
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Apr. 30th, 2008

  • 11:49 AM

Wouldn't it be nice to do something for your favorite little southern phonebone girl? Even if you don't call, you can always help out. Simple really - and it DOES get results. Competition and advertising are two of our biggest obstacles. If you would take 2 easy minutes to help me and my favorite girls out....all you have to do is this.

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When you open the site scroll down to the
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Click on each little box separately and choose to ENTER the site. Entering the site is what tallies the votes for US!!!

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Rubit Service Announcement

  • Apr. 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 AM

Phone sex is a type of virtual sex that refers to sexually explicit conversation between two or more persons via telephone, especially when at least one of the participants masturbates (hopefully BOTH, giggles) or engages in sexual fantasy. Phone sex conversation may take many forms, including (but surely not limited to): guided, narrated, and enacted suggestions; sexual anecdotes and confessions; candid expression of sexual feelings or love; discussion of very personal and sensitive sexual topics; or just two people listening to each other masturbate.

Phone sex exists both in the context of intimate relationships (e.g., among distanced lovers), and as a commercial transaction between a paying customer and a paid professional.  (Weeeeehaw...my favorite kind. Wink).

Workers and patrons

A phone sex worker is a type of sex worker and erotic actor, sometimes referred to as "phone actor", "fantasy artist", "adult phone entertainer", "audio erotic performer" (I like that term), or any one of dozens of other monikers (hee hee like phone bone slut). The most valued attributes of a phone sex professional are his or her voice, acting and/or sexual roleplay skills, along with the experienced ability to discern and respond appropriately to a broad spectrum of customer requests. (Yea, like "I know you are wearing panties...now pull them down and stroke that cock with them" or "shall I pee for you now?")

Often these requests involve taboo topics that paying customers cannot engage in during real life sexual encounters due to moral and legal ramifications, psychological inhibition, lack of physical ability, unwillingness of a committed partner or the fear of social stigma. Phone sex operators or companies may, by policy or discretion, refuse to entertain certain requests. Many other services (like us) accommodate the extreme taboo market by using signifying phrases in their advertising such as “no taboos” or “no restrictions.” Phone sex and the phone sex worker thus provide a semi-anonymous outlet for such unconventional fantasies without consequence beyond the fee involved in the exchange. (We keep your naughty secrets to ourselves).

The most obvious purpose of commercial phone sex may seem to be to provide people with a live masturbation aid, but a select clientele relies on phone sex as a vehicle for revealing intimate thoughts and feelings to a neutral stranger. Phone sex patrons are overwhelmingly male (yummy), and for many of these men it is important for their confessor to be a woman, especially when their confessions involve BDSM roles, cross-dressing, pegging, infantilism or homosexual fantasies. It is not uncommon for people to resort to phone sex as an alternative to revealing their secret desires to a therapist, significant other, or friend. (That is why you guys love us so much).

In effect, the phone sex worker is a surrogate called upon to serve in various roles or capacities specific to each client. In certain cases, a patron may not need a confidant for sexual stimulation, but may simply wish to hear another person's voice, or want to fulfill some other need, such as a sense of nurturing, sympathy, camaraderie, or other form of emotional intimacy. (See, it is not JUST whacking off. We do provide a service worth examining).

Phone sex services primarily market to men or women of a particular sexual orientation, and focus on mainstream sexual experiences. Specialized companies also cater to clients who have a certain sexual predilection (e.g., zoophilia, coprophilia, domination/submission, humiliation) or an erotic interest in a specific group (nurses, firemen, college students, older/younger figures, ethnic minorities, etc.) It is not at all unusual for a phone sex service to employ a staff of phone sex performers to meet both mainstream and exotic customer requests. The panoply of specialized phone sex services available and the vast variety of sexual topics submitted to phone sex workers, reflect the incredibly broad spectrum of human sexual behavior, and are indicative of the general need for a sociosexual outlet which mainstream society often fails to provide. (Weeeeee seems educational and psycologically sound).

Depending on the service and the method of calling, phone sex can be very affordable (considering how much all that psycho mumbo jumbo can cost).

According to Family Safe Media, professional phone sex generates $4.5 billion in revenue annually. (Seems to me someone is calling).

According to the Providence Telephone Company, the average length of a call to a phone sex line varied by sexual orientation. Gay callers would talk for about 20-minuters per call, while straight callers would talk for about 10-minutes per call. (See, the 10 minute minimum is there for a reason, LOL).

As a type of virtual sex

Phone sex does not involve physical contact between those participating in it. Couples may choose to engage in phone sex when the inconvenience of distance makes physical intimacy inopportune. (Or you are just plain horny).

Due to the potential for emotional intimacy between those who have engaged in phone sex, it is a matter of some debate whether phone sex is to be considered a form of infidelity when involving a person outside of a committed personal relationship. (Oh come on!  Spice up your life and put your girl on the phone and let me tell HER what to do to you). Nevertheless, phone sex should not be confused with prostitution wherein money is exchanged for real-life sexual services or physical interactions. (Yea...just cause we post on Craigslist, doesn't mean we are Escorts!!!)

This has been a education provided to you by your well versed, open minded phone bone slut.  I love you guys!!!
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What I do when YOU call

  • Apr. 15th, 2008 at 8:50 AM

I love getting off with my callers. That ever popular question - Do you REALLY get off?  Let me help you understand what I do while talking naughty to you -

I hardly ever wear clothes - I love working from home. I used to be a stripper, so being naked is great for me. So, I am always ready for any sexy talk anywhere.  I could be in my room, my bathroom, doing some dishes getting all soapy, outside in the sunshine, hell anywhere. We start our call. You telling me what you like. How your cock is hard and you want me to suck it. Maybe you are more freaky and want to tell me about your silky panties against your dick. Even that you want me to be your sweet little angel while you finger me for the first time. As long as it is sexual, I want to hear it.  I will play with my tits, squeezing them and pulling hard on my nipples. Stroking my palms over them. Giving myself goosebumps. This makes my pussy wet. I like to squeeze my thighs together and feel my clit throb. Then I can't resist to slide a finger in my pussy, fucking myself with one finger until I need to feel two.  I spread my legs further and grab a toy.  I love to use that warming oil. Just a few drops on my nips and clit. I rub the oil on my belly and rub the oil in until it's just above my trimmed hair line. I am usually hearing you breathing, I can hear the faint wet sounds of you stroking your cock.  This makes me very horny and my pussy is drenched. I take out my 8 inch vibrator and suck on it like it's a cock. I suck that damn thing like it's going to spurt in my mouth at any second. Expecting it is you. Wishing it was your hot, hard cock. Then I turn the vibrator on low and tease my clit with it. God, it feels so good. I alternate teasing my clit and placing the tip of the vibrator on my nipples so I can feel the vibrations, making me moan loudly with pleasure. My pussy is so hot and wet.  I take the vibrator and start to slowly fuck my pussy with it. I am feeling the vibrations deep inside and I am gushing with pussy juice. It feels so damn good!  I moan and talk more and more. Edging you to the point of release. If I am cumming, I so want you to cum too. Especially all over my body while I fuck myself.  Next, I just want to know...shall I roll over and let you fuck my ass while I fuck my pussy? Pull it out and let you stuff your tongue in it? Only YOU can tell me what to do next.  Call me and let's make our own cum story. Wink
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Naughty Little Valentines

  • Feb. 14th, 2008 at 10:52 AM

Today is Valentines Day. So very sweet and loving. I would love to give you a sweet time. For Valentines only - Call me and I will give you 5 additional minutes for free (10 minute minimum required). Forget that box of chocolates or sweet whispers of love. I just want to play naughty little games with you and make that cock hard. Come get off with me today!!

Heaven
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Jan. 4th, 2008

  • 11:05 AM

It is the beginning of time all over again. We start a new year over with fresh ideas and resolutions of things we will do. Yanno what? I think I already ate some chocolate, smoked and masturbated. LOL. I try not to set too much pressure upon myself. Stress kills man. So, I think for your new year view on health, mental and physical, you should try relieving some stress. What a way to relieve some stress but with a naughty, sweet voiced, caring, willing, sultry, fun, outgoing girl like me. I mean seriously....if you smoke I KNOW you spend more than 20 bucks for them. Eating out at fast food places for lunch...fat and MONEY. Masturbating is free and fun....but can get boring sometimes. I am not saying every single time you whack your pack you have to call me.....hell, we would be on the phone constantly!!!! LOL. But.....I think everyone should try something new.....or return to sweet little ol Heaven for a repeat. I tell you what. How about an incentive.


Purchase a 15 minute call with me during the month of January (that is 29.85) and I will give you a FREE 10 minute call to use before the end of January. Now, if you purchased two separate calls from me or any of our girls it is would (19.90 + 19.90 = 39.80) One - you save almost 10 bucks and Two - you get 25 minutes total instead of 20. I really think this is a great offer. I hope to hear from you. Make sure you mention you saw my LJ blog with the special.
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My Little Attempt at Holiday Humor

  • Dec. 15th, 2007 at 12:36 PM



Randy, the sissy cumslut vouyer
had a hardon in his pantyhose.
And if you ever degrade him,
you could see his pathetic cock grow.

All the women that wanted big cocks
pointed, laughed and caused him shame.
They never let sissy boi Randy
stroke his pathetic clit until he came.

Then one sweet voiced, bitchy tease,
Heaven came to say:
"Randy boi your ass is so damn tight,
grab your ankles and be my bitch tonight!"

Then all night I fucked and stretched him
as he begged to drink my pee,
Randy the sissy cumslut vouyer,
your place is down on your knees!
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Top Ten Fetishes (the mild ones at least)

  • Nov. 29th, 2007 at 8:22 AM

Number 10 -- Stomachs
Men and women both agreed that taut tummies make them somewhat crazy. Some guys weren't as picky and admitted that they liked it when a woman had a tummy with a teensy-weensy little pot. (Thank God) One gentleman was very adamant about needing to release himself on a woman's stomach or his experience simply wouldn't be pleasurable. (I personally love the feel of hot cum on my skin.)

Number 9 -- Body piercing
This one was quite popular with the younger crowd. Everything from bellybuttons, tongues and nipples to eyebrows and penises was not only acceptable, but for a few, it was a prerequisite. One guy told me that he loves tongue rings because after being pleasured by a girl who had one, he couldn't go back to the "ordinary." The feeling of the cool object rubbing against his penis while her hot mouth engulfed him "felt like heaven." (See that is why I have a tongue ring.)

Number 8 -- Leather, rubber, vinyl, latex
Men seem to love material; perhaps not the actual feel of it, but the rather pornographic quality it gives to a sexual encounter. Although men look to settle down with a sweet woman, most will forever have a fixation with that "bad girl" look. Watching a woman move around in anything tight and shiny is a tease in itself.  (Dress up ladies!!)

Number 7 -- Domination and submission
To my amazement, most women dominate and most guys submit. HELLO! A lot of women said they love to order their men around in bed like slaves and spank them, smack them, and even penetrate them with a strap-on. (Yummo!) Guys, on the other hand, enjoy submitting to women and being told what to do. I guess most of them are probably tired of performing all the time. Everything I mentioned that the women do -- well, the men enjoy having those things done to them. Welcome to the new millennium!! (Grab a whip and hand it to me sissy boy.)

Number 6 -- Feet and hands
You knew this fetish was coming didn't you? Men enjoy licking, sucking, kissing, and biting women's feet almost exclusively. Some guys simply can't date a woman if she has ugly feet or toes. (My toes stay painted and my toe rings look lovely.) For us women, we love to suck on men's fingers and some can even orgasm off that alone. There's something about pleasuring a man's finger as though it was a penis. (Oral fixation anyone?)
 
Number 5 -- Fingernails and lipstick
It's the cliche of the '80s: red lipstick and long, red-lacquered fingernails. Well, guess what? Some guys are still obsessed with that whole thing. They enjoy feeling a woman's nails running down their backs. (RAWR) As well, they like kissing a woman and smudging her lipstick all over both their faces. Why? Because it gives them the feeling of having adulterated sex. (Makes them feel like naughty boys)

Number 4 -- Braids, ponytails, pigtails
Hair, it's no surprise, was a very big fetish among guys. Blond, brunette, redheaded, braided, long, short, thick, curly, straight... you name it, they thought of it. But braids, pigtails and ponytails caught my attention. I have a theory as to why some men are into pigtails. They have a preference for younger women (to say the least) and because of the illusion that pigtails and ponytails emanate, the fetishists feel as though they are fulfilling their desires. (Daddys Best Little Girl) Some women have a fetish involving no hair: bald men. They love rubbing a man's bald head whilst in a passionate embrace. Did you hear that Costanza ? You're actually preferred by women.

Number 3 -- Water
Believe it or not, many variants of water were popular with both men and women. Many women declared that they enjoyed sex best when they could hear or be in running water. Whether it be rain, the shower or even an opened faucet -- so long as they heard water of some sort. (I love giving head under the spray of my shower)
Although it's not exactly water, many women (and some men) absolutely obsess over thunder and lightning. The powerful sound and the sudden flashes of light give my body a feeling of empowerment. (Outside in the storm...even better)

Number 2 -- Golden showers
I know this one doesn't sound very inviting to some, but it was a popular one. Some guys love to watch a woman urinate on them as a method of foreplay. Other guys like to relieve themselves on women before they can actually get down to business. Why? Well, the reason for this also deals with submission. Being peed on is somewhat degrading and if you allow someone to do it to you, then you're submitting and if you do it to someone else, then they are succumbing to you. (Drink another beer before coming to bed please.)

Number 1 -- Voyeurism and exhibitionism
A lot of guys admitted that they couldn't get off with their partner unless they were watching pornography or another couple in the act. Even if they witnessed two people having sex or caught some erotic movies on television accidentally (yeah, right) when not with their partner, they had to masturbate. Only a minute amount of women admitted that they are voyeuristic to the point where they needed to see sex whilst engaging in it. Oddly enough, however, quite a few women like being watched. (I love that a man masturbates thinking of me)

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some times i am lazy

  • Nov. 14th, 2007 at 12:48 PM

Ever have those lazy days?  The ones where you just want to lie nakkie in bed all day with a warm body?  Drag some cold beers and some snacks into the room for those times you might need some extra engery.  Giggles.  I always keep my phone on and ready for when I can share what I am doing in my bed. Sometimes it is sweet. Sometimes it is naughty. But, most definitely, it is something that is going to get me off.  I love sex. Lazy sex, raunchy sex, rough sex.  Hell, I think I have done all sorts of things when it comes to fucking.  Why don't you share with me some of your favorite things.

Come visit our site and play with me or some of my girlfriends. Hell, play with all of us together.  Panty Party!!

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